Wednesday, February 01, 2006

The great un-classy list

The nutritional data for jalapeno poppers

Jon and I are hard at work assembling it right now, but here's what we've got so far. Any help would be much appreciated. Just because something is un-classy doesn't mean you can't like it. I probably like half of the things on this list. Here goes:

  • TGI Friday's frozen jalapeno poppers
  • Using the word "fantasy" in a song (Earth, Wind, and Fire excepted, of course)
  • Ice Milk
  • Screwtop wine
  • Camouflage
  • Pontiacs (the cars, not the Native American tribe)
  • A Wedding Story on TLC
  • Outlet malls
  • Car bras
  • Jean shorts
  • Windsor, Ontario
  • Toilet paper roll air fresheners
  • Above-ground pools
  • Taquitos
  • Blowing bubbles with your own spit
  • Ice beer
  • Superior, Wisconsin
  • Tour shirts
  • The Olive Garden
  • West Memphis
  • Squishy toilet seats
  • Beer cozies
  • Chicken in a Biscuit crackers
  • Brookstone
  • Pumpable popcorn butter
  • Pink flamingoes
  • Car seat covers
  • Concessions at a bowling alley
More as the situation develops.

From the corn dog-loving fellas at Team Clermont!


like a eagle said...

any candy that is something un-candy-like:
snot, boogers, rocks, dirt, earthworms

things which are canned or jarred which shouldn't be:
canned meat, pickled pork or egg products, cherries

white shoes with dressy clothes.
dark shoes with casual clothes.

non-mexican nachos:
Italia-nachos (yeah, i actually saw these)
seafood nachos
dessert nachos

any type of pizza crust that is not standard:
ring of cheese, stuffed crust that isn't a calzone, etc.

TVSC said...

Screw top wine is at least 50 times classier than boxed wine - especially when consuming straight from the container.

Aside from that -

- Hot Pockets
- Sweat pants worn in public
- Socks worn with sandals
- Doral cigarettes
- New Car Smell air freshener
- Just air freshener in general, especially when used to mask smell of Doral cigarettes.
- Del Monte Ketchup
- Snot Rockets
- Outback Steakhouse
- Brushing teeth with shirt sleeve